Existential Flatline T-Shirt
Existential Flatline T-Shirt
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Heartbeat? Meh. This is the Existential Flatline T-shirt.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and stitched to outlast your sense of purpose, this tee is soft enough for existential spirals and tough enough to wear through another round of “What even is life?” moments. It’s the unofficial uniform of the emotionally unavailable and metaphysically exhausted.
Whether you’re zoning out in a lecture, screaming internally at brunch, or just vibing in low-power mode, this shirt says what your face already does:
You’ve flatlined - philosophically.
Existential Flatline.
No pulse, just presence.
